Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
pop tarts are not kleenex
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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