Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So here I am, sexting at work.
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