Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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