just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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