Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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