She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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