we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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