I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Randomize
