after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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