That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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