she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
