u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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