Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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