He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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