I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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