I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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