you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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