And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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