He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
