Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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