They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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