you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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