If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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