She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
