STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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