we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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