JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I did not marry a roomba.
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