So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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