I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
