i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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