you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
How does one acquire holy water?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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