I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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