i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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