He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
