One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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