turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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