Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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