It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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