Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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