My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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