That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i may or may not be watching the land before time
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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