Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just tell him i said nine months
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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