Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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