I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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