i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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