? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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