I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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