hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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