Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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