I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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