Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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