Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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